No? Oh, okay, if you insist! I am doing better. The Tylenol seems to be helping take enough of the edge off the pain that last night I was able to sleep on my side for a few minutes for the first time this week. I am a side-sleeper, so this news was HUGE to me. 
It still hurts when I cough or laugh–which is an issue because Kate and I are back together to kick off my BIG holiday weekend! I got her last night and she shared all the funny stories about me going in and out of anesthesia and the various other drugs I was given at the hospital. It’s nice to have peoplee who care so much for me that they take notice when my breathing goes out of whack and my mouth droops open and they stop their card game to sit and watch me sleep and breathe and droop until I shift and do that funny mouth-rewetting-gum-smacking thing that lets them know that I’m not suffering a stroke or anything. I told Kate she should write down all of the hilarity that ensued while I was semi-conscious (I just hope it doesn’t show up online anywhere 
)! So anyway, now the weekend is underway, only one more day before I get to see my babies again (because they’re still with Grandma), and I have been poorly remiss in returning several phone calls that NEED to be made so I should probably wrap this up and go do that. BTW, I’m going to be placing a Mary Kay order soon, anybody need anything?
Some hilarity for you…
1) HOLD YOUR GUTS IN!
2) Iowa Meth. Hospital
3) Bladder control… live it, love it, use it!
4) Where’s Cesar? I need a sanitary napkin!
5) Have you ever seen The Natural?
Love you! Hope you had a great birthday weekend!!!
Well, I know that this is a little late but I wanted to let you know that while it is true, laughter is the best medicine…Stitches or surgery of any kind precludes laughter from being healthy. So, until you have fully recovered, I recommend you NOT laugh.